Friday, October 11, 2019

DISCIPLINE IN THE NAME OF THE LORD??



There is a Pastor who is on death roll, Presently in Prison awaiting the day of his execution.. The pastor who goes by name of Reverend King, committed a gruesome crime..

He was reported to be a no nonsense man, who takes pleasure in punishing his church members from time to time, he will normally asked them to kneel down and then flogged them very well, and of course the members normally "Count it all joy" after all they were suffering for Jesus..

Its their shepherd that's correcting them with his "Rod" and "Staff", so they might not go astray.. So the tradition continues, he will flog them and they will thank him for the correction

Until one day, Reverend King decided to take the discipline up a notch for the people he suspected were dating each other without his knowledge, so the Lord Shepherd in his furry pour fuel on his sheep, and the sheep were still kneeling down there crying and saying how sorry they were...

"We are sorry Lord Shepherd, our king, our saviour, please forgive us, forrrrgivveee.. Baba brought out matches, they were begging, he brought out a match stick, they were still begging and crying, by now probably rilling on the floor to show how sorry they were....

Baba Lord Shepherd kept shouting " I will kill you, I will burn you to ashes.. They were crying, feeling very sorry for offending their pastor so much, hmmm they have disappointed him so much, and he was very right for treating them like this...

"Chict". Baba strucked the matchstick, fireeeee... Ehhhh it is a lie, he won't throw it at us.... Gbuaaaaaaaaahhhhh..!!!.. Fireeeeee!!!! Ewooooooooo!!!!

They jumped up fire all over them, they started running hysterically looking for water to quench the fire... Lord King has turned them into burnt offering oooo

He Disciplined them in the name of the Lord

That was how Ann Uzo a 24 years old lady died a miserable death in the hand of her Pastor...